In the memoirs of my life, absolutely no thanks goes to the pretentious asshole who held up the platform 12 payphone when I needed to call my parents on Sunday afternoon to ensure I got picked up. A vote of no-thanks also goes to my limpid spine, which prevented me from yanking the receiver out of his hands, telling the person he was talking to "He'll call you back", and making my own actually needed call.

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