ROFL... heh. The IRC Bible. It helps if you've ever been an IRC nerd (yer lookin at one), but damn this is funny. I will take this opportunity to utter a short prayer:

Dear God,

Please don't smite me for laughing at this. You created us, surely you'll see the funny side...?

love, sammy

* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"