Racist, Homophbic, Misogynistic Right Attacks Margaret Cho. This makes me want to cry. Not just get a little bottom-lip wobble and want to weep. But actually cry. I had to stop reading about halfway in because I thought I was going to lose it.

ROFL... heh. The IRC Bible. It helps if you've ever been an IRC nerd (yer lookin at one), but damn this is funny. I will take this opportunity to utter a short prayer:

Dear God,

Please don't smite me for laughing at this. You created us, surely you'll see the funny side...?

love, sammy

* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"

Repetitive mantra to self:

Food is good. Food is nutritious. A wide variety of foods will provide you with vitamins and minerals and all the fuel you need. The occasional Hot Pocket is not a sin.

Exercise is good. Exercise helps you have energy and strength. You don't have to go for more than an hour a day. It's alright to take rest days. You don't have to hurt yourself doing it. Do what is fun, not what makes you want to weep.

You are not your thighs. You are not a number on the scale, or a number on the measuring tape, or a number on the tag in the back of your pants or shirt. You are not ugly. You are not despicable. You are not disgusting.

Eating, exercising = good. Eating disorder = bad.

(Brought to the masses via my wacky brain.)